Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Three Terrible Ideas

  • A Southern Gothic style novel describing the adventures of a communist geriatric who builds a capitalism-destroying robot out of ironically-purchased QVC gadgets.
  • A Nicholas Sparks style romance that ends in a Lars Von Trier style orgy of cannibalism and Oedipal mutilation.
  • An epic poem about anthropomorphic poultry taking on the gangs of early 20th century New York City.


1 comment:

  1. The second bullet point exists. And the audience is the one participating in the orgy of mutilation. It's meta. It's called Dear John.

    HEYO

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